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hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...
"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"
by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010
mugGet the hangin' baconsmug.
a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.
I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.
by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018
mugGet the Sphincter baconmug.

human bacon

Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon
by Obamas left hand December 28, 2020
mugGet the human baconmug.

Bacon Slider

That dude is definitely a bacon slider, he brings home a fat bitch like every night.
by ScootsFiend April 24, 2025
mugGet the Bacon Slidermug.

Baconヅ

Smart man from ITF server.
by when caveman October 18, 2020
mugGet the Baconヅmug.

bacon

all I need to say is… pig..
I ate bacon today
by berrylea December 3, 2021
mugGet the baconmug.

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