Ass Attack

When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".

Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!

by matthew_smoker June 11, 2017

Nut attack

When 3 big pickaxe dudes followes you and their big nuts wants to make You Say 🤑

Yo that bigga nigga want to do a nut attack on Goi

by sexibubis🤑 June 17, 2023

Mental Attacking Fan

"Mental Attacking Fan" is often used in slang to mean "Lame Ass Bitch Faggot Bitch Bitch Faggot Gay"

"Mental Attacking Fan"

"Oh, I know that guy, he's a lame ass bitch faggot bitch bitch faggot gay!"

by bigroccobigwhack January 21, 2025

Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

Depression Attack

like an anxiety attack, but is just 'waves of depression', lasts a little while and doesn't have as bad effects as an anxiety attack does

My principal called me to have a little 'chat' and you get detention, and your mom is called in to have a talk but just beats your ass. this is the feeling that you want to die, but it is not strong enough to make you take action. 'Depression Attack' means a sudden and temporary depression.

by Gigga Baggot February 14, 2019

Dick attack

When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.

Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"

by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018