auto attack

When you attack someone immedietely on sight

I auto attacked my buddy john today.

by xCaerus March 4, 2021

AI only attacks

You have got to be fucking shitting me!

Hym "That CANNOT be real! Hohoho! Man! You had better hope that THAT is not ME! I don't believe it! I just can't! I mean, if it is, don't fucking touch it. That's not a threat either. Seriously. You are not going to have a fun time if you try to obstruct it- Er, I guess ME in any way shape or form. Please tell me that isn't real! I will not be able to handle it if it's real. It'll be like meeting an Alien for the first time. Ha! That's great! AI only attacks!"

by Hym Iam August 31, 2025

crotch attack

When your crotch attacks your shorts or pants in an unappealing manner. Examples: camel toe, moose knuckle, frog eye.

She is currently expressing a crotch attack in her nether regions.

by Forbiddenness March 9, 2019

pandemic attack

A sort of panic attack.A sickness when you feel like the place you stay in,because of the pandemic,is coming to you.Making you feel like you have no place to move.Or when you feel like over-thinking is the thinking you over-think at one point.

Patient:Sometimes I feel like I can't breathe,doc.The walls are coming at me.This quarantine has massed me up.
Doctor:You're having pandemic attacks.Comepletely expected in a time like 2020.

by lopez_2020 December 28, 2020

Attack thots

Thots that protects your home valuables or someone you love me. A ratchet you keeping the walls that haven't been fed in months that defends your house

Attack thots, attack!!!!! He heard as he pushed open the door.

by Sue sue sudio March 10, 2022

Depression Attack

like an anxiety attack, but is just 'waves of depression', lasts a little while and doesn't have as bad effects as an anxiety attack does

My principal called me to have a little 'chat' and you get detention, and your mom is called in to have a talk but just beats your ass. this is the feeling that you want to die, but it is not strong enough to make you take action. 'Depression Attack' means a sudden and temporary depression.

by Gigga Baggot February 14, 2019

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013