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knob knuckle

A knob knuckle is the term used for accidentally grabbing a testicle during the act of male masturbation, then yanking it swiftly up into the centre of an erect penis, giving a knee cap, or knuckle type appearance in the centre of the shaft.

- To knob knuckle someone is to cause them pain through some form of passive aggressive behaviour, often resulting in some subtle yet severe psychological trauma.

- To be a knob knuckle is to perform activities in a careless fashion, not paying full attention to the task in hand.
Aaargh, you've given me a knob knuckle you clumsy...
Get on with it, you great knob knuckle.
by P0rn P!g September 19, 2019
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three knuckle dunkle

When you are at a third rate strip club and the stripper let's you go in three knuckles deep.
I was at Twin Peaks and Chastity let me do the three knuckle dunkle.
by anjbabs March 19, 2014
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Moose Knuckle

Word used to warn workers that safety supervisor is on site.
Moose knuckle, put your safety glasses back on.
by Freckz December 9, 2020
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Toad Knuckled

When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.
“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”
by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022
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Hide The Knuckles

A two player game in which participant 1 offers an opening (usually the anus) and participant 2 tries to effectively hide their knuckles from participant number 1. This game is classically played and adored by uncles everywhere.
Do you remember when Uncle Frank took us out behind the shed and played hide the knuckles with us? And then would tell us not to tell our mom?

Yes!! He was so good at that game!!
by UnkleKnuckles June 30, 2024
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knuckle dragger

occurs when you have shit so much in the toilet that your knuckles scrape against the mountain of feces while wiping
my shits are so enormous they cause me to have knuckle draggers!
by Gus Alfrey August 30, 2021
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white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.
Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.
by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023
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