Loughery Ness Monster

A non-mysterious, well seen microsized penis or vagina.

Wow it was amazing to see Rob Loughery Ness Monster penis today, it sure is small.

by Harry McGill July 20, 2011

the monster that ate everybody

In the simpsons episode, a movie that homer and bart were watching at the drive-in theater.

Actress: You mean, it ate Patrick too?
Actor: (mysteriously) It ate everybody.
Actress: What about Erika?
Homer and Bart: (exasperated) It ate everybody!!!
Homer: stupid

by ItAteEverybody December 11, 2004

cookie monster

A gynocologist. These words are only here because "A gynocologist" is too short of a definition.

I hate it when my cookie monster puts those metal things in my cookie.

by The Cookie Monstein March 14, 2005

The one eyed monster

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

my singing monsters

The most awesome music related world building monster themed game ever played by five year olds, and other people, ever.

Jim: I finally bought a Wubbox in My Singing Monsters!

Bob: What the shit is that?
Jim: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Jim & Bob November 30, 2013

Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

Monster energy drink

Monster energy drink is an energy drink that taste ok, and is very cool and kind of cheap. It used to be $2.00 a can, but now it's $2.50. Red bull taste better, but Monster gives you twice the beverage size (16oz) and twice the energy for the same price as Redbull, which is $2.50 a 8oz can. Redbull cost $2.75 now for a 8oz can. Monster energy drink has caffeine and B vitamins and comes in many flavors and is usually low carb unless you get the regular Monster. The low carb varieties are usually Monster ultra something. Venom energy drink used to be $1.00, but now it's $1.25.

Modafinil and Armodafinil keeps you awake better than all the coffee in the world and without jitteriness or anxiety, but it doesn't give you energy or confidence, just effective wakefulness. Monster is more like for energy.

Tyler: I'm casterboarding!

*drinks monster ultra peach.

Tyler: Woo hoo! This is good Monster energy drink.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 14, 2023