guilty bread

A dish to be served only to those willing to break the sacred pinky promise

Oh look she’s had another guilty bread, mother will not be pleased!

by Father Doo May 19, 2018

if he cant break bread he fake

sharing is caring.

person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend

by chemz-88 November 28, 2022

Sugar Bread

The removing of the said layer of frosting on a cake or a cupcake, creates the term Sugar Bread.

Although some enjoy frosting on their cakes, they're others who do not. Therefore they eat only the bread, the bread however still having sugar in it is compatible with the word SUGAR BREAD.

"I took the frosting off"

"Why?"

"It's gross, I only like the sugar bread"

by Crash03 November 17, 2022

Slicing Bread

The act of cutting yourself.

Yuri is slicing bread again.
Damn. I hope she can get the help she needs.

by moonstaryi April 3, 2020

bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

jelly breaded

When a women has a nice big healthy ass with a nice motion to her walk.

Damn! That girl is light weight jelly breaded .

by Mouth Piece October 13, 2017

The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.

1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"

by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023