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what the crap

an alternative for 'what the fuck'. is more accepted by public, as crap is less offensive than fuck, obviously. 'what the shit' can also be used, as can other variations. eg: 'what the crapper'
'what the shitface'

for internet use: replace 'wtf' with 'wtc'
if people don't know it - send them here.
guy: dude, that lady over there is pretending to be a bird...
girl: what the shitface?!
guy: i know aye, what the crapper is she doing.
by nikkivondee* October 26, 2009
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What's up gamers?!

only a dipshit godamn idiot would say this {unironically} you ass
"What's up gamers?! welcome to my minecraft lets play how are yal doing today"
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What's up with it

What's up, or how's it going, often a phrase used by cool people
Joe: What's up with it?
Bob: Oh, nothing really, just hanging out at
by Court2010 October 2, 2008
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what the hell

expression of surprise. incregulous. shocked. Eqivalent to saying "what on earth" or "What Gives".
Considered a swear in some backward remote religious communities, like Texass.
man sees car crash: What the hell.
or
wife: 10% off ?! i'll get 2.
husband: what the hell.
by GodsLacky December 19, 2009
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What the Dickens?

Similar in meaning to what the heck, what the hell, etc. Is most commonly used in a a state of puzzlement and awe.
What the Dickens? I could have sworn that the rickshaw was on fire when I left the the East Indian Trading Company!
by North Bend November 15, 2007
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what evs

a short form for the common term whatever.
It is normally used as a come back when you cannot think of a proper response.
Katie: So are you in love with that boy from school?
Haley: what evs.
by Dejhana September 22, 2008
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What's good?

"What's good?" is a greeting similar to "what's up?" or "how are you?" When asked "What's good at (name of a place)?" your reply might include what you're doing, how you're doing, anything of note about the place of interest , etc. "Nothin, chillin" is also an acceptable response, though some may look upon you as cold, uninterested, or simply unoriginal.
Ben: Kacey, What's good?
Kacey: Jay-Z is playing on campus and we're high as shit.
by alex_trebek June 19, 2009
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