turtle victim

One who is turtle'd unwillingly possibly by a turtle-ist

Last night James became a turtle victim at the hands of the Manchester Turtle-ist

by Luke May 27, 2006

turtle

The condition where a fat person who carries most of their weight on their abdomen becomes stuck on his or her back.

I challenged fatso to a situp contest, and when he started to turtle, I gave him a shit hitler and took a polaroid for the bar.

by jackflackv May 8, 2008

french turtle

offensive term, insult
to be easily annoyed or upset by minor comments made by people who only wish to compliment you.

"I really like James but he's sort of a french turtle. I was speaking to him about his car and he got really depressed."

by sexinavest November 12, 2006

shadow turtle

A turd that slides down into the toilet in such a way that you can just see its 'head' poking out.

I was trying to see the corn I ate last night, but it was a shadow turtle.

by d-lo-z December 12, 2007

Fear the Turtle

Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.

Dan Savage. "Savage Love by Dan Savage – Columns – Savage Love –" The Stranger. Retrieved March 19, 2011.

"Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle."

Fear the turtle

by Skandranon314 January 6, 2012

shy turtle

When a male's penis shrinks to the point of almost going back inside the cavity from which it came. The balls act as a visual representation of the tortoise shell and the head of the penis as, you guessed it, the head of the turtle.

Man did you see Hank's wiener? It looked like a fuckin shy turtle!

by BSuraci October 28, 2006

Turtle Kiss

A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.

I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.

by Daniel Fooster November 22, 2009