make a second impression

To go to the toilet to specifically take a crap. It's another way to say it like "dropping the kids off at the pool". It means doing a number two.

"After eating 3 bean burritos, I really needed to make a second impression."

or

"Don't go in there, I just made a really big second impression."

by Chunky McFartington May 4, 2014

Frames Per Second (FPS)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Frames Per Second (FPS)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

59 Second Challenge

When a sexual partner tries to make a man orgasm in under a minute

Man: Hey babe, wanna try the 59 second challenge?

Woman: Yes of course. Oral or vaginal?
Male: why not both?

by JakeEC August 21, 2025

Second aunt

Female cousin of mom or dad

My second aunt can be cool only at times

by 459395 April 10, 2023

second-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.

My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

second-class citizen

Persons who can only have limited durations of screen time (e.g. 1~3 hours per day) whilst seeing surrounding people having unlimited screen time allotment

I felt like a second-class citizen when my friends were binge-watching shows all day, and I was stuck with just a couple of hours on the weekend!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025