Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

Poop Cookies

Cookies made out of poop, often using rubberbands to form them.

Jakob! are you almost done in the bathroom? I need to make Poop cookies! With Rubberbands!

by Jak's Dad October 20, 2010

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020

sweaty cookie

When you nut on the cookies you made with your mom

I made sweaty cookies with you mom

by Brock Mills September 20, 2016

Cookie Rage

When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.

Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!

by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011

Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.

Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".

by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021

Cookie-gasm

The sound created when biting into a perfectly baked cookie.

(eater bites into cookie)

Eater- oooooh yessssss

bystander- I think they just had a cookie-gasm

by coffeeshopgirl April 10, 2010