yeast beard

when a man performs oral sex on a woman when she has a yeast infection and in turn contracts a visible yeast infection around his mouth.
did you see that yeast beard on jake? he must have got it from kelsey when she had that yeast infection.
by zizzle9333 July 01, 2012
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Kiner Beard

A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness
"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"
by BulletToTheEscalator January 23, 2012
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Beard Smashing

Two men with facial scruff who make out or a guy with scruff licking pussy with scruff. This can also be true for a scruffy ass being licked by a person with a beard (man, woman, or trans). This will likely make one party want to trim up in hopes to avoid the transmitting of bugs.

Synonym: bumper scruffs

Example: two santas playing bumper scruffs on the beach
Hey Mike, when you partook in beard smashing last night, did you avoid his crabs?
by Miko22 December 28, 2020
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Badass Beard

One who takes it in the bunghole, especially after crying about not getting his/her them/they way. Known to overreact over the most minor inconveniences and tends gets very emotional on the regular.
Man, did you see that badass beard after he got completely demolished on that game he didn’t want to play? He rage quit so fucking hard, then ate a whamburger and dipped his French cries in cum.
by AirPro1 August 02, 2022
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Beard Belly

Another name for a double chin on a man.
Whoa! Look at that dude's beard belly!
by Kitty and Dem April 12, 2015
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beard card

a subsidiary of the word “face card”, it’s specifically for a guy’s beard
Tom Hardy’s beard card never declines
by Beardstud01 April 07, 2025
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nare beard

When a person's nose hair is exceptional overgrown and densely protruding from the nose as to form a beard hanging from their nostrils.
John: I couldn't pay attention to what Mr Groso was saying, his nare beard was too distracting.
Sean: If he didn't stop talking I was going to grab him by his nare beard and drag him out of here.
by Pablo DePaco August 30, 2017
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