Sorry, I'm bad at texting

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.
Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting
by Gregor Sanchez May 05, 2011
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I love you text

The 'I love you text' craze was inspired by the greatest website on the planet, MyLifeIsAverage. MLIA-ers around the world have been inspired to send texts to random numbers simply stating, "I love you." Genius.
The original MLIA post that began the I love you text craze: "Today I got so bored that I text "I love you" to a random number to freak someone out. I was sent a reply message saying "I love you too". I felt beaten at my own game. MLIA."
by imaverage August 05, 2009
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Dry texting ass nigga

When the person you wanna text specifically (the nigga you wanna be with )takes a long time texting back or keeps saying "wyd" 25/8
malik was just being a dry texting ass nigga last night sis
by Vibewajj February 04, 2018
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i love you text

A phenomenon started by a user on mylifeisaverage.com in which a person texts "i love you" to random phone numbers, or numbers other users post in comments on MLIA.
Guy 1: What are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm sending i love you texts. One of the people even knew what it was. Now she's saved as The Joker on my phone, and I'm Batman on hers.
by rabidsensibility August 06, 2009
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text your ex day

text your ex day
girl 1:it’s october 27th uno what that means text your ex day

girl 2:definitely
by princesxox October 29, 2019
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Smooth talking text whore

Someone who falsely uses their sweet talk words to gain trust love and adoration from the opposite sex to get attention and to overindulge in text flirting
I can't believe he says that to everyone , I thought I was the only one he called beautiful or baby . He's a smooth talking text whore
by Westcoast wildcard May 15, 2016
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Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA
A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
by Refresh100 June 29, 2010
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