Goat Turd

Chocolate filled croissant.

I don't know what you are talkin' about that goat turd is good.

by Pest March 11, 2018

Turd Wheel

When you are on a date and you have to fart or shit, but you have to hold it in.

I couldn't wait to drop Sarah off so that I could get rid of this turd wheel.

by Ekimzeni May 11, 2018

turd flirting

Turd flirting occurs when you have a massive dooker on-deck but you're still trying to push out those last few, extra stinky farts. You know...the farts that have to pass around the turd log before they escape from your anus?

Dude 1: I totally shit my pants yesterday. I was turd flirting , pushed a little too hard and rocketed a shit-log right into my shorts.
Dude 2: Bummer
Dude 1: Tell me about it...

by Moose-balls January 29, 2017

wizard turd

renaissance festival after hour workers. often enjoy dungeon's and dragons, magic and love type o negative and other crappy bands they look grimy usually trying to look gothic and mysterious

look at the wizard turds playing dungeons and dragons in their mom's basement

by the necromancer June 21, 2013

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

by dr sauce October 28, 2011

Turd cutter

One's asshole, booty hole, or whatever kids call it these days.

Holy shit Becky why is your turd cutter gaping.

by Lord busts a turd February 2, 2019

Tactical turd

The process of having of having a poo before you leave your house when you don't need to have one to not inconvenience yourself later on in the day and needing to have a poo when not in your house.

"Have you left yet?"
"Not yet, I'm having a tactical turd"

by regdoss September 13, 2018