Dirty tom

A gay person who loves dick and likes it in his mouth and ass

Tom was walking down the street and saw two guys he did the dirty tom

by Ghbb April 19, 2020

bob and tom

Morning Talk Show guys. Stupid as Hell.

All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and half a capsule of cyanide.

by Gaylen Young February 11, 2009

tom daley

faggot who does diving or some shit. mostly knowen for backdoor diving

did you see that tom daley in the olympics

by tom__daley December 3, 2013

peeping tom

A person who lurks in windows, and/or with cameras watching others sexually tryna get them jollies off.

1.) Aww shit I walked by trelyn window and seen her fuckin I had ta peep that out

Baby make sure you close the blinds before you get on this meat them peeping toms might be lurkin tonight.

by whoresmen_ June 30, 2014

Tom Mon

A man with a small penis-------------------------**
A man without a badongis------------------------**
The name of a kid with a small weiner----------**
A homosexual--------------------------------------**
You call someone this if they seem to be gay---**
He likes buttsecks like a monster-----------------**
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This guy is a serious Tom Mon because he had buttsecks with his bike last night.

by Cock-a-doodle-weiner-boner November 3, 2010

master tom

a boy who enjoys thoughts of other boys

man you're such a master tom!

by Chrissy3546463 September 6, 2006

Tom Brandon

An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.

Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!

by TheAngryPirate June 9, 2012