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phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's
He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.
by Aneemall September 22, 2017
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by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.
Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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Child support

The fucking you get for the fucking you got.

In Vermont, courts award child support to the dads especially if they are worthless, neglect dads who hide their self employment income.
Dude 1 "Bro, how you gonna pay for the beer?"
Dude 2 "with the child support, obviously!"
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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by sadgirlalyssa January 12, 2023
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Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.
no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!
by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010
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