Bill O’Brien’d

The act of being anally raped via trade in fantasy football
Remember that time when Kropa and Mo traded Denard Robinson to Steele for OBJ straight up? They got Bill O’Brien’d so hard they couldn’t sit down for a month.
by BackwardsK841 August 31, 2020
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central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
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Central Billing Theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
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Dry Bill

An Action, Puting an absorbent material around ones finger and drying the cheek inside someones mouth. Opposite of a Wet Willy. Timing is key, being bitten is failure.
Sawyer snuck up on Luke with a Paper Towel around his finger. Like a fisherman on a lucky day he hooked his prey and dried some moisture from the left interior mouth cheek. Triumphantly he cheered and invented the "Dry Bill"
by Mean Tom Sawyer December 23, 2020
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Bill Clinton

“I would like to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you every body” - random guy at the game awards 2022
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Bill Clinton

The one president since Bush senior that didn't want a war in the Middle East and enjoyed some Monica in the Oval Office.
Monica - " Do you want some fun "
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by Masterg1 October 23, 2023
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