hang a bear

The feeling you might express after having had after a long and rather frustrating day, when all you really feel like doing is taking a bear and hanging it with a piece of rope.

Oh man, what a day! I just wanna go and hang a bear.

by theok August 1, 2013

pizzly bear

It's kinda like a hamster, but its really fucking big, and it has massive tusks and giant ears, and its grey with leathery skin. Usually live in african savannahs. Is unmatched in the arts of Thai Quon Doe and Mortal Kombat. Matched in painting mountain and river scenes only by Bob Ross, from who they learn the joy of painting. One of the few creatures who can fend of a Brennan for more than 10 minutes.

That pizzly bear had a good run, before Brennan killed it with only his feet

by BlueBallsBrown July 4, 2015

bear crawl

To crawl on one's hands and feet

Coach made us bear crawl at practice today.

by berlinadams November 27, 2017

Kayla Bear

Literally the most adorable girl in the entire world

I am in love with Kayla Bear

by Cotton Candy Viking June 22, 2021

Gaby Bear

Gaby Bear is the most beautiful girl you will ever put your eyes on. Gaby Bear has a boyfriend that Gaby Bear calls Timmy Bear and Timmy Bear really loves Gaby Bear. If Timmy Bear had to describe Gaby Bear, he would say that Gaby Bear is intelligent, beautiful, funny, playful, and just every guys dream girl. Gaby Bear tends to not believe Timmy Bear when he calls her beautiful, or so it seems. But Timmy Bear is persistent and wont give up. Gaby Bear doesnt know it but Timmy Bear is seriously starting to think that she COULD be the love of his life. Timmy Bear knows that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and start a beautiful family with her one day. If you ever get a Gaby Bear, dont ever let her go, Gaby Bear is the best thing to happen to Timmy Bear and you will understand when you find your Gaby Bear. Love you Gaby Bear <3

Timmy Bear: I am so lucky to be all yours and only yours.

Gaby Bear: I'm luckier.

Timmy Bear: Nope :*

Gaby Bear: Yeah :)

(Goes on forever but she usually wins)

by Timmy Bear <3 August 11, 2016

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023

Doing the Bear

Doing the bear is a Victorian slang term that refers to showing affection via hugging somebody.

“Those two have been doing the bear for ages. Come on, guys! We all want hugs too.”

by C L G January 31, 2021