A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.
Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"
Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."
Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."
by Maverick1849 October 31, 2011
Get the Sparkle pony mug.Consuming so much Sparks and/or Sparks Plus that you have to take a moment alone to calm yourself down. May include fumbled, excessive speech as well as an extremely fast heart rate. Usually accompanied by an orange mouth and orange teeth.
So I was trying to get at that blond girl, when I had to go to the bathroom to settle down. She thought I was blowing lines, but it was just another sparksattack. My thirteenth of the year.
by Lee Fasterson October 18, 2007
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So far as colours go, sparkly plaid is just about as good as they get. Popular belief states plaid to be a pattern, sparkly naught but an embellishment. This common misconception is crap.
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Get the Sparkly Plaid mug.Sally: OMG i totally did Jim last night, and he for sure had a sparkle stick.
Suzie: His sparkle stick was huge.
Suzie: His sparkle stick was huge.
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Get the sparkely bitch mug.A crazy fun girl. The life of the party. Hair color changes often. Sometimes compared to the character of "Clementine" in Charlie Kaufman's film "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind". Loves to glitter and sparkle. Likes to makeout with hot boyz. Loves guys with beards.
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