shopaholic

1. Alcoholics who shop excessively and obsessively for alcohol.

2. Shop -a-h"olic" A break-off sect of the Catholic church of whose members shop around for churches holding services. They hold up any service by demanding that the transubstantiation ceremony be repeated over and over until a) ceremonial wine runs out, or b) they, the visiting Shopaholics, pass out.

1. I tried to pick up some liquor at store but some agressive shopaholics had bought out the entire store.

2. As a practicing Shopaholic we end our multi-communions with "Cheers!" rather than "Amen", at least those of us who are still standing do.

by Sinned383 November 27, 2009

reverse shopvac

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.

Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.

by Matt January 15, 2005

Women Be Shoppin

you know when a woman goes shopping and they try to explain what they want, and it makes no sense and then they finally see what they want...then change their minds and all you can think of is what the hell are you doing!!?

whenever theres a moment where an individual (boy or girl) makes no sense and is frustrating everyone with their stupidity or lack of common sense

"yo kyle's tryna tell everyone that michael jackson still alive" WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!!!

"my teacher kicked me out for sneezing in class" what did he do after "he said hes failing me for the year" WOMEN BE SHOPPIN!!!

by bizerker66 July 21, 2011

Shopping cart

1. The giant basket on wheels that your mother pushes around the food that she had better be cooking later that nght.

Chuck: My wife just went to the store, apparently she filled her shopping cart.

Mark: Damn man you are going to be eating a lot tonight.

Chuck: Damn right I am, I will maker her cook it all.

by buddhaman11 January 10, 2011

shophin' it up

doing sexual things with your family member typically your brother or sister who are at least 5 years apart

Kathy caught her kids shophin' it up and didnt know what to do.

Jp (19) and Jessica (13) decided that they loved shophin' it up so much that they moved to kentucky where it is legal.

by annonomous_lover December 13, 2008

Shopcade

Pretty much the hardest drug to get out of- if the drug allowed you to stalk trendsetters and see what they're shopping, stalk hot chicks and see what they dig, stalk brands and get hooked up with deals and free swag.

"Babe, how ju know I wanted this bug-eyed leopard face thong for my bday?"

"I saw you added it to your Bday Wishlist on Shopcade. And since I unlocked a 50% off code by following JAMJAMS, I got it on a deal like a cool cat. And then, cos I bought it on Shopcade, I earned 5000 points, which I used to redeem this nice mug for free. I'm throwing that in too, cos you's a hot babe."

"AWWWW BABE!"

by wakeupgun August 31, 2012

Window Shopping

When you are experiencing a window to take a shit and need to find a place to do it.

I have to shit so badly but i don't think I can do it without stinking up the workplace. I need to do a little window shopping to find the right place to drop a load.

by OciferSven January 11, 2015