Rule 101

Any rules after rule 100 are not applicable and are invalid.

(Female walks in on guy masturbating)

Female: Oh my God! I'm sorry! Ummm... Uh....

Male: Rule 126-x

Female: Rule 101

by The Rule Masters April 23, 2018

Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014

sag rule

The basic rule for determining if a girl's boobs have an overlap of boob and chest due to large size, or due to aging, aka "sagging."

The rule is as follows:

If, when laying naked on her back, with arms stretched up, there is overlap of boob and chest, then said boobs sag. If not, then any overlap when standing is due to large size.

-Dude, is that chick sagging?
-Nah man, I got with her the other day. She passes the sag rule. Those boobs are just huge.
-Good call dude.

by sagmaster December 7, 2010

'Sheed rule

An NBA policy as of the 2006-2007 season which seeks to penalize NBA players for post-whistle argument with NBA officials. It is generally accepted this rule is largely the product of, and aimed at Detroit Piston Rasheed Wallace, known for his colorful behavior on the court.

What was that tech all about?

Damn this new 'Sheed Rule!!!

by Sam Falik March 25, 2007

road rules

Another show made for people in collage and/or living in appartments. It is about people who do weird tasks while on a road trip. It is pure trash TV.

Road Rules is just another reason why MTV went downhill and will never crawl back up.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

rule -1

People are stupid for not having done negative number rules.

- Hey have you heard of rule -1?
- You mean rule 1?
- rule -1

by blue hawwk July 20, 2021

Rule 34

A rule where if something exists, there is or will be porn of it. Even if it's a baby.

Me: I doubt Lily Loud would have rule 34
*searches it up*
*throws phone at wall as hard as possible*
Me: WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?

by Prince Stero October 20, 2021