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Poop Heaf

Someone or something that is terrible, specifically reffering to females with blond hair named Kelley but not exclusive to only those named Kelley.
WOW you just Poop Heafed that game winning field goal that missed by a mile.

You are a complete Poop Heaf for lying to me
by TheReal WolfPack November 13, 2011
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Poop Cuck

When you’re sharing a hotel room and you are the first one to poop in the bathroom, therefore making them deal with the smell and the consequences.
I was sharing a hotel room with Joost and he poop cucked me! It smelled terrible. I think he’s sick.
by tennisthemenace February 26, 2023
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Poop Fartious

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”
Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.
by Known Blanket March 20, 2023
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Pompeii Poop

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
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Poop Stinky

Every 5 year old will say this at one point, whether it's when they take a big shit and it smells, or they watch a movie with a million fart and poop jokes.
Child: DADDY I MADE A POOP STINKY!

Dad: Wow son, very cool.
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX October 23, 2019
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pussy poop

when a woman putts solid poop on her vagina
hey do u your poop in ur vagina u have pussy poop
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poop rat

Unofficial nickname of that nightmare inducing Cheazel T. Weasel from that box office flop known as Foodfight!

It is truly amazing how his character design reflects exactly what the movie is.
JonTron: @&?!&!!

Is that a poop rat!?
Is that a f@!&in' poop rat?
by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021
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