Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.

"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"

by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021

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Emu Park

A town full of teenage dweebs and people who look at you funy cause they can't mind their own Damn business with stupid ass people who can't even drive on the right side of the road GODAMN learn to drive you fucking walking replica of a potato

Bob: Where are you from?
Dan: Emu Park...
Bob: Really I heard some teenagers got in a car crash.
Dan: Yeah...Now they're mashed potatoes

by Dan and Bob July 8, 2021

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Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park- a bar or club where the 50 and older crowd hangs out. Usually filled with people who have had multiple divorces

Dude, don't go there, it's Jurassic Park! Nothing but old heads.

by Rookie Sensation July 10, 2021

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double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity

dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night

by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006

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dorney park

worst place in the world, never work there

dorney park sucks ass and john albino can kill my ass, mutha facko!

by big black ben August 26, 2003

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South Park

The show's been taking itself too seriously for the past few seasons. It's still funny, and it's gotten better in the latest season, but half the time it seems they're more interested in making uninsightful social commentary than in being funny.

I quickly change the channel whenever the Pledge of Allegiance/pedophile priests episode of "South Park" comes on.

by ... June 9, 2004

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