pant paste

The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.

Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.

by plamya April 19, 2011

sassy pants

a flirty way to tell someone they are being sarcastic or unnecessarily sassy.

“dang bob you’re such a sassy pants.”

by .chicken strip. July 21, 2019

mortadella pants

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

Root Pants

How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.

'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'

'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*

by mouseek September 12, 2010

Muffin Pants

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

Dancy Pants

Pants that are worn out on a friday or saturday night. These pants shine brighter than a disco ball and have the elasticity that may cause serious whip lash.

Tiffany ripped up the dance floor in her dancy pants.

by sam 00<3 September 4, 2010

schnookie pants

A term used to describe your boss when you want to get in their pants

Come into my office schnookie pants.

by bart the king October 1, 2013