Root Pants

How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.

'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'

'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*

by mouseek September 12, 2010

Dancy Pants

Pants that are worn out on a friday or saturday night. These pants shine brighter than a disco ball and have the elasticity that may cause serious whip lash.

Tiffany ripped up the dance floor in her dancy pants.

by sam 00<3 September 4, 2010

Muffin Pants

A term used to describe someone who is acting silly or generally being stupid.

He is being such a muffin pants!

by DrBobSmith June 3, 2012

pants poacher

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

by ASTK January 18, 2009

pant paste

The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.

Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.

by plamya April 19, 2011

sassy pants

a flirty way to tell someone they are being sarcastic or unnecessarily sassy.

“dang bob you’re such a sassy pants.”

by .chicken strip. July 21, 2019

Pants Nipple

penis

Hey baby, wanna come over and tug on my pants nipple for a while?

by SonsOfKahk May 14, 2015