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Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020
mugGet the Canadian nose jobmug.

alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)
Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!
by Man hole March 9, 2020
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nose nut

just a intense sneeze that feels really good
that nose nut felt good
by McPleasureSausage March 1, 2017
mugGet the nose nutmug.

Third nose

You penis that is used to smell things. I don’t know where the second one is.
*fwop* “mhh smells like good pizza

How could you tell?”
“I used my third nose”
by 3rdnosecreator June 6, 2018
mugGet the Third nosemug.

Canoli nose

When you ride a face (male/female) and you fill their nostrils with creamy wetness.
I rode his face so hard he had Canoli nose
by Betchface March 2, 2018
mugGet the Canoli nosemug.

Pinocchio’s Nose

Another word for erection, boner.

The slang means that when your penis rises and gets hard. It simulates the nose of Pinocchio growing whenever he lies.
When Frank saw that sexy college girl, he got a Pinocchio’s Nose.

Frank: look at the chick

Guy 2: she’s hot

Frank: I think I’m getting a Pinocchio’s Nose…

Guy 2: me too!
by LegoEggo_Fire2431 October 7, 2022
mugGet the Pinocchio’s Nosemug.

square nose

An insult to the Chinese and or Oriental races.
Chow is wasabi snorting square nose.
by Sir Wolfgang October 10, 2017
mugGet the square nosemug.

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