Mountain

Big Rock where no vegetation grows at the peak.

If your "mountain" has trees or grass at the top, it's a hill, not a mountain.

by Eggsploited March 15, 2025

Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.

My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.

by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025

Mountain mush

A sudden state of mental confusion or forgetfulness experienced by a retired individual after living in the countryside mountains for an extended period of time.

Loree: "I don't see the pickles in the grocery bag."
Bill: "Oooh I must've had a bad case of a mountain mush. I totally forgot!"

by JonGold November 24, 2021

Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit

I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.

by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023

Mountain Dew legend

The nasties shittiest drink known to man. It’s just watered down starry which is already the Shittiest fucking drink known to man.

Yo bro I got some Mountain Dew legend wanna try it?
No way bro that shit tastes like a shittier version of starry

by spearmint5um March 8, 2023

Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024

mountain brain

When you are so high in elevation the brain ceases to function at a normal rate. Thus leaving you with dull senses, impaired judgement and stupid grin.

The air is so thin up here that I feel like I have mountain brain.

by mygrubbyglory June 19, 2024