Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

by Voltdefines July 20, 2020

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Matthew

Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend

Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew

Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles

by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020

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Matthew Tufts Moore

Matthew Tufts Moore a Bulgarian British American Recording Artist & Actor And Body Builder as well as Ambassador For Good will His claim to fame is his Music The Albums Matthew is classified under is European House Music Along with other Various Artists Such as Tiasto, Zed , Calvin Harris ,Brittaney Spears, Madonna and others #princeofpop as his music is very similar to Other Various Artists when she first came out with music & started her career she was known as the princess pop. Only time will tell but we speculate that Matthew will be very much be a icon of his generation. Matthew is Known for his sexy music and his Incredible style did I met ion he is Huge #stud

“Did You See that Gorgeous guy speed by in a Range Rover? Or is it a SLK!! Oh Sh*** it’s Matthew Tufts Moore Baby!!!!”

by KitKat937 August 1, 2020

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matthew windsor

a type of male who thinks his dick game is strong but in reality he’s a rabbit in the bed. he wants to fuck any bitch with legs and his famous line is “lemme come over”

girl #1 - Matthew Windsor texted me last night and said “lemme come over” . I think he likes me

girl #2- dont feel special, texted me the same thing and asked to tap

by Lil boat 2000 May 26, 2020

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