matthew fang 

An ass who belongs in the dump.

Hey look at the hobo he looks like a matthew fang.

matthew fang by OSAWA IM August 19, 2018

Matthew Brandle 

The most fat, loud, annoying, perso you can imagine

Kiyle: Here comes Matthew Brandle.
Caden: Hide me

Matthew Brandle by Bobbyiscomingforyoursoul123 May 11, 2019

Matthew de Graaf 

Matthew de Graff has the biggest boobs ever.
He's the lamest kid to hang out with. He jiggles where ever he goes. He says he's a Pittsburgh penguins fan but actually he is a Toronto Maple leafs fan plus he likes to suck Tom Brady dick.

Person 1: you know Matthew de graaf
Person 2: no who is he
Person 1: he's gay you don't wanna meet him

Matthew de Graaf by Savagekiller21 November 4, 2019

matthew and winnie 

Matthew and Winnie are the cutest couple to walk this earth when you see them together you just know they’re meant to be. Matthew and Winnie might be a popular ship, if they are not together they must be because they go together like peanut butter and jelly a Matthew is kind caring and so is a winnie she tends to hide her feelings more Winnie is a gorgeous girl usually with a good body and Matthews are the type of person to love body and looks.

"Hey guys!! What about Matthew and Winnie,
They would be such a cute couple”

matthew and winnie by Study maker October 24, 2020

Matthew and Halia 

This is a amazing match, they are soul mates. If this is y’all then make sure you never let each other go. Usually this match starts off as friends but as your friendship grows y’all start to fall in love. Y’all will move in together and have a amazing relationship. You are each other’s best friends and eventually will be each other’s significant lover. You both will have friends that come and go and you will have challenges in life but not matter what you will have each other to depend on. You to will be each other’s rock. With Halia’s bright and exciting personality and Matthew’s dark and naughty side they even out very well. You both have to contribute to this relationship for it to work but if you find yourself a halia or if you find yourself a matthew never let them go because this is the person you will have by your side for the rest of your life. Y’all feed off of each other and both bring out the good in each other. So don’t let them go.

Man I wish I could find me a Matthew and Halia, only if your name is one of these though.

Matthew and Halia by I can tell the future January 14, 2021

Matthew Tesfa 

When he grows up will b the greatest basketball player to ever live with all the awards and championship and billions of dollars and his own shoe with Nike Just the best

Matthew Tesfa is the Goat

Matthew Tesfa by mteslabrown April 29, 2021

Matthew D Bosley 

Someone who is a casserole merchant. A person who also may have a fond interest in Alkenes and Prince Phillip…

“Omfg Luc, I never knew you were like that. You should’ve told me you were a Matthew D Bosley!”

Matthew D Bosley by Jake Alexander B September 4, 2021