mouth mayo

A thick solution of accumulated bacterial biofilm covering the teeth of those who fail to brush regularly. Normally denotes an ejectus: a portion of the substance expelled after tooth- and tongue-scaping. The portion size is directly correlated to the length of time since the last thorough brushing, flossing and/or professional cleaning.

I just sneeze-sprayed that guy's BLT with a dollop of mouth mayo.
I don't keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.

by DrtVcrDaz May 4, 2012

Mouth of the south

A name some kids made for themselves growing up.

Meg's mouth thought it was attached to Bruce Lee's body, that was why it was always talking shit. She had the mouth of the south and thought she owned the place wherever she went.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

dog mouthing

the act of placing the entire male genitalia (balls and penis) inside a person's mouth.

Lassie puked everywhere after dog mouthing me

by dogz4lyfe October 26, 2010

muffin mouth

when a dog has extremely muffin like lips

"that dog Piper has muffin mouth"

by spookybitch15 May 19, 2016

ass to mouth

when some idiot feels the need to lick, tounge fuck, or slirp someones anal hole

last time i got sick was right after that party with that girl. its because i went ass to mouth, you never go ass to mouth!

by IMVU March 12, 2007

stink mouth reeker

A term used to describe a small cat or dog

Aw, look at the little doogie! what a stink mouth reeker!

by Battyguy May 3, 2015

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008