UR MOM 

Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.

Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.

Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"

UR MOM by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005

Mad Mom 

A woman who has had the awesome pleasure of having a child, but who is quite livid with the circumstances surrounding her life. Circumstances include but are not limited to: dead beat dad's, non supportive family and/or friends, no job, job that doesn't pay enough, lack of help raising said child, etc. These circumstances cause the mother to become extremely irritated which causes a need for the mother to rant constantly.

Wow, her ex husband is a bum that won't help take care of their child and runs off with another girl. No wonder she is a Mad Mom!

Mad Mom by JMommy August 14, 2010

zoo mom 

A person, usually a woman, who reads something factual and then tells other people about it in a condescending, or haughty, manner, pretending as if it was common knowledge. The phenomenon can be readily overheard zoos, where there are lots of moms, and lots of factual information.

Person 1: Wow, it's amazing how these wolves don't get cold on the snowy ground.
Zoo mom: They stay warm because they have a special system of veins and arteries in their legs that recirculates their body heat, instead of losing it to the ground.
Person 1: Oh, yes, I see that that is exact what that sign you just read says.

zoo mom by HenryTheNavigator February 23, 2013

New Mom Syndrome 

After having a child:

One stares at people to see if they're watching said child.

The act of telling people to look at said child for every little thing they do.

Being annoyingly proud of said child for things that aren't really worthy of being proud of.

Saying "say hey aunt Charlee!" everytime a person walks into the room; expecting the person(s) to talk to said child every time they walk by said child.

Ex. 1- "Look at Brandy! She's slobbering!"

Ex. 2- "Say hey aunt Jenna!!" & being annoyed or sad by no response after the 800th time they have walked by.

Ex. 3- "I'm so proud of Becky! She's 8 months old and is already saying babababababa!"

Ex. 4- Maria told Jenna how annoying Nicole was being when she was trying to watch television:
"I was trying to watch t.v. and Nicole kept staring at me every time her baby moved or screamed... like she expected me to pay attention to everything the kid was doing. Definitely new mom syndrome! Ugh!"

New Mom Syndrome by LeBeautifulDisaster June 20, 2013

Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.

Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!

Soccer Mom by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015

cake mom

A female who possesses a dominatingly colossal butt; who can be a mother when needed, but also show you a good time. (Doesn't have to be a mom).

The moment I laid eyes on my future wife's cheeks I knew she was a cake mom.

cake mom by cakemom May 22, 2016

Frozen mom 

A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.

Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.

Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom

Frozen mom by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016