lapman

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by anonymous May 19, 2022

Lapointe

A hypocritical PE teacher who enjoys making us suffer of heat cramps while watching us fail at almost every sports,

Person 1: Did you see Lapointe today?

Person 2: Yeah, she was wearing crocs after telling someone to sit out for not coming with prepared shoes.

by YoInferno June 2, 2022

Lapointe

A hypocritical highschool physical education teacher who enjoys watching kids suffer of heat cramps.

Person 1: Did you see Lapointe today?

Person 2: Yeah, she told a kid to sit out for wearing crocs while wearing crocs herself.

Person 1: Aiya

by YoInferno June 2, 2022

Laptop Gamer

Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc

"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"

by V1ince cuh fan 69 June 5, 2022

lapidoth

A husband to a virtuous woman. The kings or queens judge also known as a royal judge. The justice of a crown. An enlightened one. The lamp or a light. A beacon of time.

e.g He is the lapidoth of the town. Call forth a lapidoth, we must know the truth.

by Laurelsorchid June 8, 2022

lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).

Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.

by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022

lappoppo

Get yourself a doll, stick your phone up its heinie and behold lappoppo. It's an industrial tool to help you find your way to the airport with your new and improved GPS that speaks out of its behind.

Damn son, I see you made yourself a lappoppo. Does it offer blow.....

by Mattrimmer948 July 31, 2022