Joe The Plumber

A JACK-LEG, "under the table" plumber who should have stayed out of the national spotlight because he has no plumbing license and owes back taxes. Neither presidential candidate owes him anything.

Dear IRS,

I am sending you this formal letter requesting a 90 day extension on paying my taxes. My intentions are not to pull a "Joe The Plumber" and go to prison. In the mean time, I promise not to go out of my way to meet a presidential candidate and make demands on him, while I am engaging in illegal activities.

Sincerely,

C-DOGG

Joe The Plumber by CMath February 23, 2009

Joe Rogan 

Is what happens when you smoke weed while getting your organs replaced with monkeys because you dumpster pumped too much

I think I have to Joe Rogan today

Joe Rogan by IASBTY September 4, 2019

Joe Mama 

DO NOT ASK WHO JOE IS

if you already did you have just lost your last 7 brain cells

And don’t redo that mistake you made or else Namjoon will use his onion knife on you >:(

Person A : Has Joe talked to you about the new BTS album coming out ?

Person B : Who’s Joe ?

Person A : JOE MAMA BISHHHHHH

Person B : REEEEEEEEE-

Some people say Person B is still REE-ing till this day...

Joe Mama by FuglyARMYbangtanaddictedAAA January 11, 2020

joe byron 

the 46th president from coney island

IF YOU COULD TELL JOE BYRON 1 THING RIGHT NOW WHAT WOULD U SAY?!
"Whazzup bby..take me out 2 dinner"

joe byron by Expungedd November 27, 2021

Joe Flacco 

Joe Flacco is the starting quarterback for the Baltimore Ravens. He's an OK quarterback, but he has to stop having sex with all these women. It's really ruining his image. If he keeps it up, he may lose his sponsorship with Dominos.

But, then again, you can't buy pussy at Dominos!

Voted thickest uni-brow by New York Times in 2009.

Joe Flacco has one of the NFL's most interesting lives, being born to a simple candlemaker in Delaware, and ending up being a crime lord for the Crips shortly after being drafted into the Baltimore Ravens.

Joe Flacco by BennyG93 January 28, 2010

Joe Paterno 

To provide cover for illicit activity. To provide a false alibi or to cover up someone else's nasty behavior.

You want to cheat on your wife, go ahead. But don't ask me to cover for you- I'm not your Joe Paterno.

If the cops call, you're on your own. I'm not your Joe Paterno.

Don't do that in front of me. You're not Jerry Sandusky and I'm not Joe Paterno.

He shoplifted that CD, then expected me to Joe Paterno him.

She told her mom she was spending the night at my house when she was actually with her boyfriend. She should have warned me ahead of time if she expected me to Joe Paterno her.

Joe Paterno by jelly23 August 29, 2012

Joe Cocker 

The greatest British soul singer fo all time. He toured as Joe Cocker and the Grease Band for a while. His biggest songs were the Beatles "With a little help from my friends", "Feelin' Alright", "The Letter" and "Love Picked us up". The last one is his most annoying. It was for the movie "An Officer and a Gentlemen". It's jsut a really sappy song, but the rest are just kick ass!

Joe Cocker had some really weird moves.

Joe Cocker by Ron_Thornbrash May 25, 2005