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Jew Me Over

To completely scam someone out of their money.
Randall: Don't you jew me over on this one you cheap son of a bitch!
by AfricanHistoryX April 3, 2011
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Jew Kids on the Block

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.
"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."
by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011
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Kicked in the jew

phrase; Following the stereotypical illusion that the average Jewish family practices financial acrimony on a daily basis, this theory is looked upon as striking an individual right where it hurts; alias, valuables are tarnished and/or removed from their original location, i.e., the owner.
Johnson: "She favored this Hello Kitty pillowcase as if it was the very thing that keeps her well in the morning. She woke up today and it was gone! I don't know what happened to it."

Samuel: "... Wow... she totally just got kicked in the jew."
by Auroral February 26, 2008
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hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find
Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"
by yelsom8 March 15, 2008
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Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.
by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021
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penny stealing jew

A Jew typically around the time of 1939 to 1945 (Or world war 2) That steals penny's
You penny stealing Jew! To the gas chambers with you!
by Quite literally hitler July 23, 2017
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jew nanny

Lovely, complimentary term used to show somebodys true feelings about you...most often love.
Clo says ' hey dude, how are you?' Simon says ' hey, you jew nanny', 'oh i didn't know you felt that way!' Says Clo.
by MandyMAGICMUSHROOMS. March 12, 2008
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