Jew Hug

ONLY THE BEST FUCKING HUG IN THE WORLD. USUALLY GIVEN BY JEW GIRLS, ESP. NAMED CAY. (:

damn, that hug was amazing. It must have been a Jew Hug.

by HaleyLovesHerJewSisCay January 29, 2010

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Jew Me Over

To completely scam someone out of their money.

Randall: Don't you jew me over on this one you cheap son of a bitch!

by AfricanHistoryX April 3, 2011

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Jew Kids on the Block

The one house on the block that doesn't decorate for Christmas.

"What's up with THAT house? It's the only one with no lights."

"Oh, they're the Jew Kids on the Block."

by RedSquirrelPssht December 24, 2011

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phrase; Following the stereotypical illusion that the average Jewish family practices financial acrimony on a daily basis, this theory is looked upon as striking an individual right where it hurts; alias, valuables are tarnished and/or removed from their original location, i.e., the owner.

Johnson: "She favored this Hello Kitty pillowcase as if it was the very thing that keeps her well in the morning. She woke up today and it was gone! I don't know what happened to it."

Samuel: "... Wow... she totally just got kicked in the jew."

by Auroral February 26, 2008

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hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

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Jews don't real

The hottest of takes, common on the left and the right, positing that Jews do not exist, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Closely related to the concepts of "Jews aren't Hebrews", "Jews aren't Israelites", "Jews stopped existing when Jesus", and "Jews are Khazars", all of which it may or may not overlap with, depending on the particular genre of meshugges.

Jews don't real. PROVE ME WRONG

by Queen Buttrix March 27, 2021

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