Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

A Jacob Dust up

A Jacob Dust up is when a male from Kent decides to embrace themselves as a homosexual and rather enjoy it.

Do you know what, It’s about time I try a Jacob Dust up.

by Alfred Dunnam March 4, 2024

Jacob

Funny, crazy, lovely person. Likes basketball and is quite tough, though doesn't look it. His gender/sex is...Questionable. He is dirty minded and weird, but overall a nice friend.

Look, it's Jacob. Who knows what gender he is.

by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021

jacob

best in basketball dont fuck with him or he'll beat the mess out of you or slam u

jacob the best

by jdish October 17, 2019

Karl Jacobs

Karl Jacobs is a good guy. A good streamer that comforts you, he doesn't get up in the morning to please you, but if he gets the chance, he'll make your day. He is intelligent, witty, and uber hilarious. His image is sharp, well put together, and good looking. He has a certain charm about him that makes him easy to get along with. His love language is touch. He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back.
He has a lot of silly tantrums, if he needed to cut his arm to make everyone happy, he would do it.

That's Karl Jacobs the streamer, he's amazing!

by ZakiJacobs May 3, 2022

jacobisms

a series of events done by somebody, usually named Jacob. They could include being irate and upset. See royalballpython01 for more information.

He is having a series of Jacobisms

by SciencePi May 6, 2020

Jacob Sutton

Jacob Sutton is a person rocking back and forth with their hands covering their ears. This generally occurs during a loud music performance or a live show.

James: Look at that Jacob Sutton over there...
*Jacob Sutton is rocking back and forth on a bench*
Brad: Yeah I hope he is okay.

by DarkCows24 April 8, 2019