St josephs high school a small shitty little box on chorley new road, full of lads that get their hair styled and go on the sunbeds because they are complete pritty boys. Girls who think they are the shit because they have just spent some money on a brand new pair of chinos, and sometimes the people that attend try to throw a party which looks like a new advert for 'the only way is essex' but the uglier version.
Joey's Boy: School was fantastic today
Rivi's Lad: Shut up you STIFF!
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Rivi's Lad: Shut up you STIFF!
Rivington and Blackrod > St Josephs (Bolton)
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The scientific name for the new species of the dodo bird: The Joe Brenner. Other nicknames include J_Bizzle, J_Brens, The Brens, and Josephus. It is characterized by its luscious golden locks on its head, which also act as its bird nest for its eggs. Has also been known to be seen wandering around the halls during 3rd period at St. Joe's Prep.
"Yo did you see the Josephus Brennerus at St. Joe's yet?"
"Yea I saw the article about it on Wikipedia."
"Yea I saw the article about it on Wikipedia."
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short for jack off desiccation
meaning the situation where one has masturbated so much that one's penis can no longer emit semen, or and one's penis has little or no moisture on the outer skin and head
true josech requires both of the above conditions
short for jack off desiccation
meaning the situation where one has masturbated so much that one's penis can no longer emit semen, or and one's penis has little or no moisture on the outer skin and head
true josech requires both of the above conditions
#1:
Last winter break I achieved josech three times
#2:
Samantha: (walks past the appartment buildings stairs where Mark and Alex are sitting)
Mark: fuck you you dumb cunt id rather die than touch you
Samantha: excuse me
Alex: you heard him bitch fuck you you cum slutting fuck head go to hell
Mark: id josech it up before i came if you handjobbed me
Alex: lets kill this whore
Mark: no fuck it shes not worth it lets go push coke
Last winter break I achieved josech three times
#2:
Samantha: (walks past the appartment buildings stairs where Mark and Alex are sitting)
Mark: fuck you you dumb cunt id rather die than touch you
Samantha: excuse me
Alex: you heard him bitch fuck you you cum slutting fuck head go to hell
Mark: id josech it up before i came if you handjobbed me
Alex: lets kill this whore
Mark: no fuck it shes not worth it lets go push coke
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