Heartland Homie

When someone spits on a horses dick and then sucks the horses dick

Dude I gave my horse a heartland homie after looking at pictures of college kids

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

heartland homie

Giving a horse a blow job after spitting on his dick

Bro, I gave that horse the best heartland homie he’s ever had

by Litchy D August 18, 2024

Heartland Homie

Spitting on your horse’s penis then deep throating said penis after a nice ride in the shallow water

John: “hey Vin, i just saw some blond dude hawk tuah his horse and then give him a heartland homie”

Vin: “i just saw that same guy with his horse sharing a Louisiana crunch cake.. it was disgusting”

by Litchy D August 23, 2024

the homies

People you can have actual sex with with no repercussions. If they complain they get excluded and executed off the homies group.

Don't mess w/ the homies.
I had a "good time" with the homies.

by AnonymousTheAver September 8, 2023

the homies

People you can have actual sex with, with no repercussions. If a person rejects they are excluded off of the homies' group, executed and are no longer considered a "homie".

I had a "great time" with the homies. I felt ecstatic when my penis got groped.
Don't mess with the homies.

by AnonymousTheAver September 8, 2023

Hub Homies

When two males have "gone solo" to the same video

Male 1: " dude I say this video the other ay where she stuck a finger up the guys butt!"
Male 2: "Aww dude I saw that one two she just went for it man, you know now that we've both seen it that makes us hub homies."

by The Hub Homie October 17, 2023

dead homies

All your dead peoples. It's like saying on my dead mother or some thing like that.

ONNA DEAD HOMIES YOU A FUCKIN LIE

by jussagirlwithglasses January 23, 2024