Head Mental

1. About as batshit insane as one can get without being locked in a padded room. One who is headmental acts in an erratic and unpredictable way, so much so that it isn't even funny. They are also observed to say things which blatantly aren't true and often hold grudges over the tiniest things.

2. The state your ex will enter approximately two weeks after impact.

1. Bob: Mutiliate the innocent! I think that I speak for all of us when I say the Phantom Menace was the best Star Wars. I have five nipples.
Jen: Uh-oh, he's gone head mental...

2. I'm sorry, I do love you, just not like that. I love you as a friend, as a brother maybe. I do hope we can still keep some sort of relationship as I'd hate to have hurt you too much.

by The King of Carrot Flowers December 23, 2005

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sceptre head

When everything is attractive about a woman except for her head (i.e., 'cept her head). Same use as butter face.

That sceptre head girl's body is bangin': everything is great 'cept her head.

by sno September 29, 2004

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tarantula head

1. When a person with a hairstyle such as dreadlocks or braids runs or jumps and all their hair flies all over the place taking the appearance of a tarantula spider. It's really cool-looking.
2. It can also be used as a nickname for someone in which this applies. Someone with dreads, braids, etc.

1."Nesta, you have such a tarantula head!"

2. Tarantula Head is my idol.

by monsieur mongorious November 21, 2006

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Boat Head

The act of an individual giving oral sex to a man while he drives his boat gracefully through the open sea. This is especially good because the waves help the person performing the oral sex maintain a steady up and down motion without even moving.

Kristin gave her boyfriend Mike boat head on a nice sunny afternoon

by TRN123 June 4, 2014

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