chipped ham

1. A vagina that looks like the meat hanging out of the side of a sandwich. 2. Seeing a flash of female genitalia.

1. She's got some serious chipped ham! 2. I just saw the chipped ham!

by Joey The Eye January 3, 2013

Goin Ham

Goin hard on those muthafucka bitches in the hood. word.

Im goin ham on that shit" "Yeah bro, nice.

by BroMuthafucka May 14, 2011

mary ham

The best anchor at pew news. so what if she killed Gloria Borger, you have no proof.

Person 1: I love Mary Ham
everyone else: fuck you
pewdiepie: finally

by Ronald McBorgerHam June 4, 2019

clam ham

a term to call someone if your stuck for words, also stands for clammy

"lauren your such a clam ham" "well youve got clammy hands Tom"

by tommeh October 30, 2006

Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

by NJ April 27, 2003

Virginia Ham

Better than a West Virginia ham.

Virginia ham is ok

by Jackson S. March 22, 2019

Tom Ham'd

to try it on with someone, and then be rejected

like...
"alright mate how did it go with that girl last night?"
"Na, didnt happen"
"O, you got Tom Ham'd!"
or...
"You Tom Ham'd Fi last night"
"so?"
"Five on the head for sex avoidance!"

by David Collett October 22, 2006