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Old Horse Fat

British slang for "dick" or "penis," most popularly used in a work email written by an international law firm lawyer Patrick Smith (now fired).
Smith in email: "Dude, 'Carol' (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
by AT Hill February 18, 2009
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eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false
Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit
by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015
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Generation High Horse

Generation High Horse : a term to describe any generation that precedes the next. Often represents behaviour's including: 'Condescension, Shaming, Blaming, Lying, Slavery'. People in this generation don't want to lose any perceived power and although they have great wisdom to share, they often get caught up in the power struggle rather than actually preventing the new generations from making the same mistakes.
Monkey 1: My brother told me I shouldn't start practicing voodoo...
Monkey 2: Did he say why?
Monkey 1: No he just said, trust me I'm older.
Monkey 2: Do what ever you want, he is generation high horse...
by NutsAwiezBuh May 28, 2018
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beat the third horse

Verb:

1. The act of going up against a rival that you did not see coming because they are otherwise known to be punks.

2. Any actions performed in excess that realistically should not be performed. For example, excessive masturbation to the point of turning one's skin raw, or done in an unkind manner.
Dave has been up in his room for a long time, he must have had a long week.

"$20 says he's going all out and just about to beat the third horse"
by J.Demosa March 29, 2017
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Horse o' clock

Person 1: Bro what's the time?
Person 2: 10.30am
Person 3 (already several drinks in): Nah boys, it's horse o' clock
by Al. Coholic. July 2, 2017
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rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.
The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.
by BiggestRich March 1, 2017
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Chicago Horse Radish

Basically just a black person's semen mixed with a white ho's saliva.
Mmmmm yummy yummy black cock in Bryce Dayringer's butt then he drinks the Chicago Horse Radish.
by GoldInSilver March 16, 2017
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