Glasgow Caipirinha

The act of filling a glass or cup with urine and throwing it onto innocent passers-by.

A common pastime in the dreary city of Glasgow, probably caused by the lack of sunlight and too much Irn Bru.

"Sir did you just throw urine in my face!?"
"Aye, haud yer wheesht, wee eejit!, Glasgow Caipirinha!"

by BerHK April 25, 2019

Glasses play

When you play whit you're eyeglasses example inserting them into anus, vagina, nostrils, urethra in a mans penis.

Glasses play can also be licking them or licking the partners peeing on them and ejaculating.

It’s a thing that the most hardcore glasses fetishized people like to do.

Glasses play is when you put glasses into a place on you’re body where it isn’t supposed to be.

by Howitzerz666 July 27, 2019

glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.

steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok

by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019

Glassmanet

Someone without a backbone.

Skipping gym class again today?? She/He is a hopeless glassmanet!

by Otto the Hunter #2 September 18, 2019

Glass

To glass (verb); means to be targeted by a nuclear/thermonuclear/atomic bomb.

John: London needs to be glassed dude
Daniel: Yea man, that place is evil.

by Polythene October 4, 2019

Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.

1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!

by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019