fun food 

A certain type of food that, when eating it, is the equivalent of having fun. It may make you recall past fun times or inspire future ones. Eaten socially with someone you know you can have a tremendous amount of fun with. Usually bad for you.

Hugsby: Yo we are going out for bindys and then maybe coldstone if you've got room
Gwizg: Fuck yeah I love fun food

fun food by gwonzlum June 27, 2009

Wet Food 

A term used when during sex you (or many men) pull out and spill the spank juice in a bowl for the woman to than eat.

As recently described on a popular Radio show on XM when they reviewed the movie Wet Food

Wet Food by Cal HawK August 27, 2007

not food 

something that you should not eat

a book is not food

not food by eat_lightbulbs September 2, 2003

vagina food 

Someone a girl would have sex with, but not take out in public.

Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: Nah, he's just some vagina food.

vagina food by freeyb October 28, 2011

comfort food 

A completely vague term that means nothing, but can be, and is, applied to just about anything you put in your mouth. Used by restaurants as a buzz word to make you think that they will heal you instead of just feeding you.

"A potato is a comfort food? What's comforting about a stupid potato?"

comfort food by Ignatzz June 30, 2018

Tracer Food

Food that can be identified in fecal matter.

Mike took a huge dump and noticed the corn kernals from the corn on the cob he ate the day before.

Tracer Food by jayz June 7, 2005

fast food 

food that races to your asshole as soon as its consumed. bean burritos, whoppers, monte carlos, buffalo wings. usually has so much horse power it transforms from solid to liquid state before the finish line.

i need a toilet i just had some fast food.

fast food by slanski March 19, 2008