Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

cooks feet

All the built up dead skin on a Chef feet that allows him to stand on his feet for long periods or hours throughout the day

Man, I just did a 15 hour shift at the restaurant, but thanks to cooks feet my feet don’t hurt

by #ChefLife August 19, 2018

Ass feet

Feet that look so good it makes your butthole feel good

Damn she got sum sexy ass feet

by Space tent February 21, 2019

Springman feet

Smelly ass feet that stinks up the whole room

Bob had a bad case of springman feet

by Sloopypoopynig March 3, 2019

Happy Feet

An insult that compares people with the body shape of a penguin

Rosie O'Donnel looks like she's got some Happy Feet

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

sneaky feet

When yous feet are sneaky

“I didn’t hear you coming”

“Yeh I have sneaky feet”

by Sneakyfeet69 August 5, 2019

Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...

I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...

by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019