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The Door

When someone says something so DUMB that they need to leave the room
Girl: did you know that if you close your eyes you can't see?
Guy: the door
by I'm the h December 10, 2019
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post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
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Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.
A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.
by Jizz.Farmer May 2, 2019
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Door

Door is a word for stupid, annoying bit of a div
Stop being such a door”
by What’s ya BBM pin May 10, 2019
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a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation
“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”
by Booland March 23, 2019
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French Door

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.
I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door
by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019
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Door

Have you seen David's door?
ITS MASSIVE
by mynanhasahugedong April 14, 2019
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