Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025

Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.

My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed

by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025

Beefing my dong

Pulling a Royce

When someone who thinks theyre great, but in reality are not as in they are "beefing my dong"

by RiskyOmega December 17, 2025

Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.

Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.

by Wagmatt January 20, 2025

Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025

Dong Doinkers

To have fat boobies

"Yo my teacher in my english class had some fat Dong Doinkers!"

by Random person u dont know March 1, 2025

TU NOI DONG XANH THOM HUONG LUA

Lyrics of a patriotic vietnamese song

ko dấu

TU NOI DONG XANH THOM HUONG LUA, VE NOI NHA CAO XE GIANG PHO

HOA MOT NIEM TIN REO CA (EH OH EH OH)

TU NOI DAO XA MENH MONG SONG, VE NOI DOI CAO BAY MAY TRANG

MOT VONG TAY NOI TRON VIET NAM

by Turtsliam March 21, 2025