Comentism

A new religion that relies on youtube comments to spread world truth and stop misinformation.

Despite modern toxicity some may find faith in Comentism through youtube comment section, a reason to believe, live..

by nasnas July 20, 2018

Commando

Being convicted of statutory rape while working/attending Hendersonville High School

John: You hear about the JROTC Commander at HHS?
Shaun Holinsworth: Yessir he was a true commando

by Mark Anderton August 29, 2018

comminatory

It means threatening, or vengeful.

"Wow, that man is very comminatory."

by duuwey October 11, 2018

commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

Commander Cool

The coolest person to roam the earth is Commander Cool. He is the edgiest person ever, edgier than The Edge.

Who's that mad little 15 year old? -Some random dude
You're gay. -Commander Cool

by I am a christian man January 24, 2019

commercials-interlude scramble

Refers to the suddenly-occurring interval of frenzied activity that you engage in while partaking of a favorite radio/TV show, and the program cuts to a commercials-break for a minute or two; there will be nothing of interest being broadcast --- and therefore you do not need to be glued to the speaker or tube --- during this period, and so you frantically rush around the room to attend to assorted matters that you'd been "holding" or "delaying" while your riveting program was on, such as going pee, checking/adjusting the washing-machine, grabbing a pillow/blanket, getting more snacks from the fridge, etc.

While binge-watching episodes of Knight Rider on DVD, I realized that I'd forgotten to have my daily apple. Now of course, unlike a regular radio/TV broadcast, pre-recorded home-media like this can simply be paused anytime you please without missing anything, but I wanted to experience this delightful "blast from the past" material in just the same way that I'd remembered it from having seen it years ago on NBC, and so I waited till the beginning of the next episode for the classic "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist" introduction-speech to begin, then did my usual "commercials-interlude scramble" to retrieve a nice big Red Delicious and a paring knife, and then race back to the couch again before the episode-title was displayed.

by QuacksO February 27, 2019

commercracy

control of the activity of buying and selling

Commerce is defined as "the activity of buying and selling, especially on a large scale" (Oxford Dictionary).

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Commerce

-cracy is the "word-forming element forming nouns meaning "rule or government by," from French -cratie or directly from Medieval Latin -cratia, from Greek -kratia "power, might; rule, sway; power over; a power, authority," from kratos "strength," from PIE *kre-tes- "power, strength," (Online Etymology Dictionary)

Commercracy is not new but is not known well in common usage.

by Greg Blandford March 19, 2019