baddie comebacks

Shitty overused comebacks.

Person 1: you’re ugly.
Person 2: im not a mirror!
Person 1: not the baddie comebacks.

by Badperson93943 June 26, 2022

Hale Bopp Comet

A rare sight, seen only once every 4200 years - when a guy is having sex while lying on his back, at the point of climax he pulls out, and his cum shoots with such velocity it shatters the lightbulb above the bed, showering down a comet of hot glass.

I performed a Hale Bopp Comet so hard last night, a team of astronomers are already saying they'll never see a better one in their lifetime.

by helloiamaperson July 20, 2012

dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

The best comebacks

If you run out of ideas after "your grandpap a trap" try:

1Your sister is a mister
2your nanny is a manny

3your brother fucks your mother

"I got into an argument with Jacob, but I had the best comebacks"

by Sheev_Darthus April 4, 2018

Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018

god of comedy

the funniest person alive

frances is currently the god of comedy

by GodOfComedy October 20, 2021

Comeups

To come up on something, like getting a shot bought for you or finding twenty bucks. Usually an exclamation, often said after a person mentions something that ended in their gain.

Shina: "I just found half a pack of cigarettes."
Dave: "Comeups!"

by TheDude,dude. December 4, 2010