chode

a penis that curves off to one side or the other

My chode breaks to the right.

by binchmerkin December 9, 2008

Chodeing

The act of smooshing your penis till desired girth

Chodeing ex: Leo told Kai his cock was skinny he should chode “the penis is squeezed till it gets thicker”

by Goon.master69 March 26, 2024

chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

Chode

This word usually associates with small fat people.

You know that kid called james Houghton. He is a chode.

by The new boi February 20, 2020

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009

giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.

No woman can handle the Giga Chode

by GigaChode February 25, 2023

chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.

Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.

by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014