Cakeface

A person, usually a teenaged girl, who wears so much makeup that their face looks as though it is covered in icing.

Lisa Slonetsky is a total cakeface.

Cakeface by vuze February 18, 2009

Caked

1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self

I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED

Caked by rmyc November 17, 2010

cake file 

1. A file filed with cake
2. A person who has no business being a Database Administrator
3. A file folder filed with cake recipes

1. I'm hungry I think I'll dip into my cake file
2. Dude, Cake File destroyed this record.
Cake file strikes again!
3. Make sure to clean out your desk or your employees will find your cake file

cake file by Oncomingstorm77 April 25, 2008

cake-friend 

cake-friend (n.)

1. A person whom one likes to bake with.
2. A person whom one knows and trusts with all cake recipes.

3. A person with whom one is allied in a struggle to create the best cakes.

4. One who supports, sympathizes with, or patronizes a group, cause, or movement: friends of the cake world movement.

Taster: "Wow! This lemon pound cake is killer!"
Baker: "Oh Thanks! Alissa gave me that recipe, every recipe she gives me turns out great. She is my one true cake-friend."

cake-friend by juggins mccrea and e-mcg May 1, 2009

Caked Up 

When a girl wears too much make up, she looks caked up, and unnatural looking!

Damn bro, did you see Jennifer in the break room at lunch break brooo lol she looked all caked up!

Caked Up by whosurdaddy69 March 14, 2019

Cake 

Something that looks real but’s fake.

Like those Instagram videos where you think you see an eggplant, but they cut into it and it’s a cake. It seems like it’s a one thing but turns out another.

Fake.

Similar to “cap”, but not quite.

“Look at her lips bro, think they’re real?”
“Nah, that’s cake”

Cake by Bushycat July 17, 2020

cake segger

A person who eats cake or desserts after sex as part of aftercare.

"After sugging deez nuts, she became a real cake segger."

cake segger by 848693@3&3&2@2 August 6, 2021