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1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.
1. A psychiatric disorder characterized by a subject's obsessive thoughts and subsequent compulsions to check his/her email.
Tara's Obsessive-Compulsive Email Checking Disorder (OCECD) has severely compromised her job performance.
by April D. October 19, 2007
you just wrote a check your ass cant cash
by tornado947 March 24, 2003
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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.
(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)
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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"
A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.
(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)
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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."
by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021
To go somewhere with your girlfriend,wife,lover,mistress, or prostitute with the intention of having sex with her.
Synonyms:
hang out with your wang out
cool out with your tool out
Synonyms:
hang out with your wang out
cool out with your tool out
I just met this one very hot girl for my taste at the topless bar and tonight I'm gonna go check her out with my pecker out.
by Mark H July 30, 2004
also known as the 11th commandment, is essentially a rule where you need to think hard about what you're about to say to make sure that you don't say something bad that happens to apply to you too.
to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.
to put yourself in a corner by your own statement or action.
ghost 1: man ghosts are such losers
ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.
ghost 1: bro, you're right
ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...
ghost 2: dude, you're a ghost.
ghost 1: bro, you're right
ghost 2: check thyself before thy wreck thyself...
by count philosopher March 23, 2016
To check your actions before you go off and do something stupid, and Shrek the almighty ogre lord decides to kill you.
Man: I hear investing in bitcoin is the way to go nowadays
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
Man's friend: Check yourself, before you Shrek yourself
by Imnotameme January 18, 2018
Take a chill pill and look at your actions. Examine what you're next action because right now, you're heading in a bad direction.
by macabre pizza coffin April 19, 2017